Where Was I!?

John Mayer was in L.A. giving out sugar, and I WAS NOT THERE! He actually tweeted this day that he was going to be working out in Santa Monica, and I thought it was funny, but did nothing. So with school ending, it's time to step up my game. Befriend a few photographers, bribe a few doormen, sweet talk a maitre d' or two, whatever it takes. I just want a shot at John. A moment for our eyes to meet and to see what happens next. If nothing happens or he offers me an autograph and pats me on the head, I'll cross him off the list and move on to Jason Mraz. San Diego is only a couple of hours away...this summer might end up being pretty dark and scary for me.