Recruitment Report

So over the last couple of months there have been a couple of guys trying to get me to play on their teams. The problem I'm having is that they aren't offering anything that I want. They don't fully appreciate or understand what they are getting into, or what it will require of them to handle me. Here's what it will take to hang with me, and potentially get somewhere:

1.Mental and Linguistic Dexterity-I absolutely love and respect words, so I need someone who has a solid grasp on the English language and who will be able to match wits with me.

2.Honesty-Not just telling the truth, but living it and being who you really are. Be upfront with what you want. I might not agree or comply, but I will always respect you for being real.

3.Passion and Capability-Be passionate about something and be good at it. I don't care how far you've gotten in your endeavor, as long you have a clear plan and are willing to grind to get what you want*.

In summation Guys, come correct or don't bother. Otherwise it's like trying to get Kobe to play for the Clippers, a ridiculous waste of time!

(*Or you can just be Luke Walton. Simple, but effective!)