Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Changed My Mind John!


Oh his stupid mouth! So, John did an interview with Playboy and totally killed my dream of us living together blissfully in love. I read this ridiculously long interview in total shock, wondering what the hell is he thinking? In the interview he talked about sex with Jessica Simpson, his relationship with Jen Aniston, called his penis a "white supremacist" ( he was saying that he finds black women attractive, but has never had the urge to have sex with or date one), and used the N word. I did understand the point that he was trying to make when he used the N word, but he just should have used that term (and during black history mounth no less). I'm glad that he at least apologized for that much, but still...whoa.

I don't think he's a bad person at all, I just think the he has some growing to do. He's got to get out of his own way, and let his talent take and maintain center stage. So to sum it all up in the end, I'm too caramel for his little David Duke, and he lacks the sensitivity and forethought that I would want in a man. I think I'll just stick to listening to his music.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Open Letter to John Mayer



Dear John,
    
     Let me start with some real talk. Your music has gotten me through some terrible times and has become the soundtrack to my life. So, thanks for sharing your art with the world. I have made no secret of the fact that I think that you're a gorgeous super cool dude. I have featured you several times on my blog gushing about your loveliness. What I want you to know is that I think that you should give me a shot. In the past few years you've dated famous chicks (Jennifer Love Hewit & Jessica Simpson) and super famous chicks (Jennifer Aniston). Where's the variety? I think it's time that you try something different. Like me. We would be amazing together!

     Like you I'm an introspective artist, so I would understand the insanity that comes with being creative. I'd give you your space when you need to spend days at a time in the studio. With me you'd get the movie star looks, without the competition and issues of both of us being celebrities. We could spend nights together curled up on the couch tweeting. Our relationship would remind you of the simpler times before you were famous. You would write some of your best work, with our love as your inspiration. I know this is a lot to think about so, I'll give some time to think this through. You know where to reach me.

OXOX

M