Best and Worst of 2008

This year has been pretty insane for me. I thought that a list of my favorite and most hated things from pop culture and my life, would be a great way for me to cap off my year. So, here it goes.


Loved
6. Not Thinking- Some of the best things that happened this year were a result of me just going with my gut and not thinking.

5.My Yellow Bikini- It really made my summer more awesome. I just felt powerful and sexy in it.

4.Britney's Comeback- I was so excited to see her prove the haters wrong. Go Britney!!

3.Feeling Again-The Icebox where my heart used to be started to defrost, and I forgot how good it felt to let myself be affected by things.

2.Pineapple Express- Best comedy of the year by far! I saw it three times and I didn't stop laughing.

1.New Experiences- I really pushed myself this year and I had a lot of firsts, both personal and professional. It was a roller coaster, but I wouldn't change any of it.


Hated

5. Waiting For The Phone To Ring- Did that more than I would like to admit this year. Turned me into a crazy person sometimes, but you already read all about that :).

4. "Bleeding Love" By Leona Lewis- I never even understood what this song was about completely, and it was freakin' everywhere! I got that it was about a bad relationship, but the analogy was bad and just got more confusing.

3.Feeling Again- I forgot how hard it can be to let myself be affected by things.

2. The New 90210- They should have left well enough alone. Nothing could compare to the original, so why bother?

1.The Hills- This show is well past it's prime, but seems to have more hype than ever! It's sooo fake and the cast members are more like characters than they are real people, and it's not fun to watch. The girls got full of themselves and started to believe that whatever they did would be gold. Lauren had a horrible fashion line, Audrina is "acting," and Heidi and Spencer are complete media whores. I wonder, if we all ignored them would they disappear?

Open Letter

Dear Jerky Guys In The Greater Los Angeles Area,

I just wanted to clear a few things up to spare all of us the embarrassment later on. In my short life I have seemed to attract your kind nearly exclusively. While I'm not sure why this is, it never works for very long due to your innate douchieness and my need for substance. These encounters while brief, only prove to waste everyone's time. You need a girl who will go down on you while you speed down Sunset in a car that resembles a penis. I need a guy who will actually learn my last name before he tries to finger bang me.

So, in order to bypass a very awkward situation I have devised a plan for us to identify one another right away. I'll be the girl who is laid back, sweet, and funny which is a minority in L.A. Now if you meet me and you think I'm pretty just walk up and ask me if I want to fuck you, and I'll tell you only if we were in a committed relationship. Let's not dance around the point and waste each other's time. You'll thank me in the end. Shine on you greasy fuck heads!

With Love,
Mimi