Wednesday, July 1, 2009

June Was Wacky

June was a crazy month in pop culture, so I thought I'd give you some highlights.

  • The Lakers Did The Damn Thing!

After being spanked last year by the Celtics, I knew that my boys would come back this season hungry, and ready to win. I am a happy woman now that my Lakers are back on top, where they belong. I will be an even happier woman once I'm Mrs. Luke Walton. Oh, it will happen. Just you wait!
  • The Hangover Killed IT.
Not only did this movie destroy the box-office it's first weekend, but it was by far the funniest movie this year. Bradley Cooper played the douche bag friend perfectly. I have always thought that he was an amazing actor. Hey, do you think that if I told him that he would blush and thank me, and ask if I wanna get a coffee or something and we would laugh and joke for hours and completely lose track of time, and before I left he would gently grab my arm and look deeply into my eyes and say, "I don't want to sound weird, but do you feel something happening here"? I think that could TOTALLY happen.

  • Karma Punched Perez
Perez Hilton got punched, and he was the only one surprised. He called 911 and had a total meltdown because he thought his, "eye was falling out of his head". 50 cent got shot five times and made less of a fuss. Man up Perez! If you are gonna talk that much shit, honey take a damn self-defense class because fists will fly in your direction. If you don't like it, shut your mouth.

  • God Got New Angels

Ed McMahoun, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, and most importantly my Grandmother passed away this month. I like to believe that the four of them are in heaven playing twister together right now, and that my Grandmother is kickin' SO much ass.