Why?

I love "The Hills". I really do, but there's a part of me that wants to know why. Why do I watch vapid size twos yap on and and on about their inconsequential lives? Why can't I get enough of the over privileged and unappreciative? Why do I care about a bunch a dumb broads from Orange County, and who their hookin up with this week? I'll tell you why, because it makes me feel superior. I may be a size eight, dippin out in a 96 Corolla, and shopping at H&M, but at least I'm not dumb enough to pass up a great career opportunity (LC and 1st Paris trip), insecure enough to keep running after a guy who doesn't want me (Audrina), or crazy enough to let a guy control my life (Hedi). This show makes me proud to be who I am. Yay me!!